Mara Novák is a cross-dressing art thief who’s spent the last seventeen years using her crimes to gain financial security for her small family. When an eccentric billionaire hires her to strike a new feminist surrealist exhibit at the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art, she develops a relationship with a consulting art professor in order to gain security information for the heist. Unfortunately, the artless art professor, Jude Silver, proves irresistible and Mara is left straddling the line between love and business. All hell breaks loose when secrets are unearthed, double crosses reign, and bloodshed changes the name of the game. Dali Must Die is a genderqueer, art heist rom com with Kill Bill vibes.